Nico the Clown...

OK so here is a story I meant to put on a long time ago...

Nico gives us something to laugh at everyday, but this one takes the cake. It is so funny I can't help laughing but I feel guilty at the same time... but I have to laugh... and feel guilty. You'll understand why:

I was driving out to my folk's house in our Camry and Nico was in the back seat. Now he LOVES to stand up and hang his head out of the window. Well, I'm driving and looking in the side mirror, because I adjusted it so I could only see his face in it, and laughing hysterically because he is so wrinkly and droopy that his lips are doing their darnedest to make him fly! They are flopping up and down so fast and with so much fury that they are hitting him in the eyes and making him flinch with each pass. Now not only are his lips preparing for lift off, his neck skin is helping as well, and to top that off, his eyes are being blown open by the wind like he is terrified! So like I said, I'm driving and staring and laughing out loud thinking, "I'm going to video this and send it to America's Funniest Home Videos... we could win $10,000!" So we come to a corner where I turned to the left very slowly. Now I always make it a point to go extra slow because Nico is a little clumsy and loses his balance easy. Well, I heard him stumble a little and I glanced back at him over my left shoulder and all I could see was his tail bouncing up and down, back and forth as he was walking across the street... HE FELL OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!! Now first off, he wasn't hurt at all, not even a scrape and can't tell you exactly how he did it. It was just a split second, just a little rustle in the back seat and out he went. He also defies physics because he was hanging out of the left rear window... I turned left (very slowly mind you), and he fell out the left window... He should have gone to the right like most things do in the car as you turn left. Go figure. He wasn't even jumping out to chase anything because he was just casually walking across the street when I stopped and got him. He just looked at me like nothing at all happened. He got back in the car and was perfectly normal. Weird huh? Now I really wish I had this on video!